Cards

Description: A cold winter day is best spent playing Nintendo, not getting absorbed by a shapeshifting horror from beyond the stars... Pretend there was an NES game made for THE THING with this design celebrating the most unsettling creature from John Carpenter's classic film!

Description: Being a big old softie is a metal tradition - wear this shirt and let everyone know you're LOVE BUG

Description: What's more metal than listening to idiots ask you where you get your protein? Maybe this shirt?

Description: The original Horror Movie Night VHS of the Dead logo - let the world know you have great taste in podcasts!

Description: Sweat til your dead in this unofficial Rhonda swag!

Description: Show your love for the one and only Cthulhu with this NYC-inspired design! Thanks to dorksince83 for his artwork

Description: Ayyyy, getcha gabagool at Gabaghoulies Italian deli! Big bites, little bites, we got all the bites ya need!

Description: Why waste a good body when you can REDUCE, REUSE, REANIMATE?

Description: You love horror, we love horror - let's love Horror Movie Night together

Description: It always feels good to cross things off your to-do list

Description: We all love a good pun and a pretty face that might steal your soul and drag you to the underworld, right?

Description: Muskie Madness is in full swing and there's a killer on the loose - stay out of the water (wearing our Blood Hook-inspired shirt design)!

Description: The peach variant for our newest HMN design. Thanks to listener Corwin Bermudez for his artwork!

Description: The grey variant of our newest HMN design. Thanks to listener Corwin Bermudez for his artwork!

Description: The blue variant of our newest HMN design. Thank you to listener Corwin Bermudez for his artwork!

Description: Love questionable horror? So do we! Pick a card from the Deck of the Dead and see what cinematic creation awaits you!

Description: Get your sweat on with a KILLER WORKOUT, just watch out for those tanning beds!

Description: If Greta from Gremlins 2 didn't make you feel a little weird when you were a kid, watch it as an adult and see what happens. Thank you to Stephen Bay for his artwork!