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Description: A cold winter day is best spent playing Nintendo, not getting absorbed by a shapeshifting horror from beyond the stars... Pretend there was an NES game made for THE THING with this design celebrating the most unsettling creature from John Carpenter's classic film!

Description: Wouldn't you rather be at home in the air conditioning playing Nintendo than getting chased around by Angela at summer camp?

Description: We have such sights to show you... but they're only in 8 bits

Description: Welcome to the alternate universe where more horror movies were made into Nintendo games and you get to wear a HALLOWEEN 3 pixel art shirt.

Description: You just fell into an alternate timeline where Evil Dead 2 was made into a Nintendo game and there's merch for it. You're welcome.

Description: Imagine a reality where CHOPPING MALL was popular enough to get its own NES game... You know this shirt would've made you the coolest kid in school

Description: Being a big old softie is a metal tradition - wear this shirt and let everyone know you're LOVE BUG

Description: What's more metal than listening to idiots ask you where you get your protein? Maybe this shirt?

Description: Even bad boys love their mommas... Show yours how much you care with this reverent tribute to the one and only Pamela Vorhees

Description: The original Horror Movie Night VHS of the Dead logo - let the world know you have great taste in podcasts!

Description: Sweat til your dead in this unofficial Rhonda swag!

Description: Show your love for the one and only Cthulhu with this NYC-inspired design! Thanks to dorksince83 for his artwork

Description: When you think of the weirdest werewolf movie ever made, do you think of HOWLING ll: YOUR SISTER IS A WEREWOLF? And then do you sing the Oingo Boingo song written for the classic horny teen movie WEIRD SCIENCE? They both came out in 1985 so it just makes sense.

Description: Ayyyy, getcha gabagool at Gabaghoulies Italian deli! Big bites, little bites, we got all the bites ya need!

Description: Why waste a good body when you can REDUCE, REUSE, REANIMATE?

Description: Metalheads may look scary, but they're really just big softies! Show your love for metal and being a sweetie pie with this CUTIE PATOOTIE design

Description: You love horror, we love horror - let's love Horror Movie Night together

Description: It always feels good to cross things off your to-do list

Description: We all love a good pun and a pretty face that might steal your soul and drag you to the underworld, right?

Description: Birds have never looked so devilish. Show everyone you're a very serious SILLY GOOSE with this metal-inspired logo design!

Description: Metalheads may look scary, but they're really just big softies! Show your love for metal and being a sweetie pie with this CUTIE PATOOTIE design

Description: Muskie Madness is in full swing and there's a killer on the loose - stay out of the water (wearing our Blood Hook-inspired shirt design)!

Description: This one is for all of the horror fans who also play D&D. Roll a crit, y'all!

Description: The peach variant for our newest HMN design. Thanks to listener Corwin Bermudez for his artwork!

Description: The grey variant of our newest HMN design. Thanks to listener Corwin Bermudez for his artwork!

Description: The blue variant of our newest HMN design. Thank you to listener Corwin Bermudez for his artwork!

Description: Love questionable horror? So do we! Pick a card from the Deck of the Dead and see what cinematic creation awaits you!

Description: Get your sweat on with a KILLER WORKOUT, just watch out for those tanning beds!

Description: If Greta from Gremlins 2 didn't make you feel a little weird when you were a kid, watch it as an adult and see what happens. Thank you to Stephen Bay for his artwork!